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Razor blade under the tongue, I will eat your face.

Your baby will probably be ugly.

Too many people think their babies are cute.

You know that friend or that stranger parading around with their newborn trying to convince you that their baby is the cutest most sun-shiniest piece of baby ever? They’re wrong.

In fact, if I were to split baby looks by fractions, it would be the following:

1/10: Abysmal, 4.6/10: Underaverage, 4.4/10: Average, 1/10: Cute

Although, it seems that the underaveragers have the highest skill in Jedi Mind Tricks,. I’ll give them that.

But that’s about it.

So parents, STFU. If your baby is cute, the babyface will speak for itself.

Wait ‘til I get my money right.

Random thought

Do carrier pigeons ever get sidetracked by distractions?

Say a pigeon of the opposite sex flies by, do they take some time out to socialize? Or if they see a tasty looking fruit or some kind of snack, do they stop and see what’s up?

Inquiring minds would like to know.

I'm the type of person who really does not care.

If you go through great lengths to sabotage me or to make my life difficult, and I decide not to care, I will not. That’s it.

But thanks for the effort you put in.

It’s flattering.

…=)

Does anyone have the a cappella (just vocal) of Kanye's "Can't Tell Me Nothing"?

Please, someone have this. I don’t know any DJs or anything or anyone with it, maybe you do.

It’d be nice.

Tell me if you do.